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Bite-Size Oxygen

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Mars is a breathtaking planet. For Earthlings, we mean this quite literally. Our atmosphere features only traces of oxygen (not the 20% Earth bods ...
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Emergency Space Food

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Travelling on spacecraft can take light years. Keep your various stomachs full with these intergalactic snacks designed by the most recent winners ...
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Get a Life on Mars T-Shirt (Adult)

$28.00

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Created in limited numbers by factory workers from Pluto, this wonderfully ironic Martian t-shirt will look fabulous on any humanoid. It will rai...
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Get a Life on Mars T-Shirt (Kids)

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Created in limited numbers by factory workers from Pluto, this wonderfully ironic Martian t-shirt will look fabulous on any humanoid. It will rais...
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Gravity (Large)

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Surface gravity on Mars is approx. 38.3971884% of that on Earth. Which is good news for hippos, bad news for ballerinas. If you are at the ballerin...
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Human Disguise

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Be the life and soul of the cosmos with this laugh-a-minute Earth-dweller disguise kit. Modelled on a real human being, this semi-life-like facial ...
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Martian Cape | Budget Version

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Temperatures on Mars vary from about -87C in winter to -5 C in summer a bit like New Zealand only colder. To stay toasty, you'll want a patented po...
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Martian Cape | Delux Version

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Temperatures on Mars vary from about -87ºC in winter to -5º C in summer – a bit like New Zealand only colder. To stay toasty, you’ll want a red vel...
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Melted Ice

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The essential purity of our Martian polar ice caps has been captured and preserved in liquid form. Okay, okay. It۪s water in a plastic beaker. But ...
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Take me to your leader T-Shirt (Adult)

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A sure-fire hit with the folks back home, this wonderfully ironic Martian t-shirt will look fabulous on the top half of any humanoid. Whether small...
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Take me to your leader T-Shirt (Kids)

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A sure-fire hit with the folks back home, this wonderfully ironic Martian t-shirt will look fabulous on the top half of any humanoid. Whether small...